If you see me taking all my bracelets off whilst I am on my laptop, I’m about to write a masterpiece. Bitches.
I was playing around with the Change Pitch option and now she totally sounds like a dude.
I have no words. *dead*
(Source: ryulongd, via cailifornia)
live-is-evil-spelled-backwards:
shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY
HYPERVENTILATION
fucking quality ^^
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Omg I’m dyinggg.
Forever reblog.TYRONE
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST DO THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DONE
FUCKING TYRONE ! YOU KIDDINN ME RIGHT !?!?!!! SHIT ! WHAT DID I TELL YOU !!! IMMA FUCKING WHOOP YO ASS ! CLEAN THAT SHIT UP ! MILK AINT CHEAP !!!!
DAMN TYRONE! YOU JUST MESSED UP MY NEW WOOD TABLE! AND YOU WASTIN MY GOOD MILK!? IM GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS!
TYRONE!!! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER TYRONE!
DAMMIT TYRONE YOU BEST LICK THAT MOTHER FUCKING MILK OFF THAT TABLE. MILK AIN’T CHEAP
THATS 49 CENTS WORTH OF MILK.
jesus christ tyrone.
tyrone yo ass better clean that shit upI DON’T NEED THIS. MY MAN HAS 2 JOBS.
(via cailifornia)
(Source: yourmomsdiary, via basednialll)
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HET. Simply making le point.
how can you not have this on your blog
I fucking love this.
I love how you can really hear louis when they go ‘they were up to no good’
the way zayn does that female voice is a little concerning.
this is my ringtone….
If you don’t have this on your blog you’re a demon fetus.
(Source: doncastersgayboy / paynecakes, via basednialll)
Seriously?
I love how when you text someone and they don’t respond until like… five in the evening; but you catch them on twitter, facebook, tumblr, or instagram earlier in the morning. Then they tell you they were sleeping. Bitch, no your ass was not.
harry-styles-ultimate-fan-blog:
I LOVE WHOEVER MADE THIS.
OMG. crying though.oh my fuck hahahaha
WHAT IS AIR!!
I just added that to my favorites.
the end.
i died of laughter.
I’m dead. Peed my pants and errythingwtf did i just witness?
